Speaking in tongues

I have absolutely validated the fact that it is a message from god to the people of the world. I translated the message into ever single language Google Translate offers. The message is exactly the same across all languages. This validates its universiality. Only a message from the holy spirit could transcend all language barriers on the planet and be translated to the exact same message for everyone.

Albanian: “Haghlfa-pizzahhh poppaloos bazingish blah! Salmononrye pyre nooglemite! Floopa-floppa-floopa! Corrrrrrrn-holiooooo pullahmee wankie-wonk! Liar-liar pantsonaf eyre! Goostoffa glop! NEAT!”

Hindi: “हाघल्फ़ा-पिज्जाह पॉपपालूस बेजिंगिश ब्लाह! सालमोनोन्री चिरे नोगलमाइट! फ्लोपा-फ्लॉपा-फ्लोपा! कोर्र्र्र्र्रन-होलीओउ पुलहमी वंकी-वोंक! झूठा-झूठा पैंटोनाफ आइरे! गूस्टोफा ग्लोप! नीट!”
“haaghalfa-pijjaah popapaaloos bejingish blaah! saalamononree chire nogalamait! phlopa-phlopa-phlopa! korrrrrran-holeeou pulahamee vankee-vonk! jhootha-jhootha paintonaaph aaire! goostopha glop!”

Russian: “I-Haghlfa-pizzahhh poppaloos bazingish blah! Salmononrye pyre nooglemite! Floopa-floppa-floopa! Corrrrrrrrn-holiooooo pullahmee wankie-wonk! Umqambimanga pantsonaf eyre! Goostoffa glop!”

ZULU: “I-Haghlfa-pizzahhh poppaloos bazingish blah! Salmononrye pyre nooglemite! Floopa-floppa-floopa! Corrrrrrrrn-holiooooo pullahmee wankie-wonk! Umqambimanga pantsonaf eyre! Goostoffa glop!”

It’s truely a message from god just waiting for a translation.

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