I’ll bet they thought they were buying their way into Heaven with that “rescue” effort.
Outside the Sistine Chapel, the booths are doing brisk business.
Seller: Wanna buy the skull of John the Baptist?
Tourist: Isn’t that here in the Vatican?
Seller: That’s his skull as an adult. This is his skull as a child.
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Speaking of foreskins, did you hear about the Jewish moyel who saved them up to make a wallet?
Whenever he rubbed it . . . it would turn into a suitcase.
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