New shroud of Turin evidence?

I’ll bet they thought they were buying their way into Heaven with that “rescue” effort.

Outside the Sistine Chapel, the booths are doing brisk business.

Seller: Wanna buy the skull of John the Baptist?
Tourist: Isn’t that here in the Vatican?
Seller: That’s his skull as an adult. This is his skull as a child.

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Speaking of foreskins, did you hear about the Jewish moyel who saved them up to make a wallet?

Whenever he rubbed it . . . it would turn into a suitcase.

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