You mind if I round that up to $48,000? You know how God prefers even numbers, and you could keep the excess for yourself. And why stop at a pound? Here’s a better idea. I’ll ask Him to give you a large patch of the most fertile land available with the seeds and blessings to grow your own. Other than harvesting your crop, you wouldn’t even have to do anything after planting it. I’ll just ask Him to take care of all the gardening chores until time for you to reap. Hell, if He can make the entire Garden of Eden, surly He can handle a moderate sized plot of recreational weed. As for that subscription, though… Ummmm… There may be a problem. In order to get that, you may have to promise to never masturbate to it. You know how God hates that. Your choice, though. Just let me know.
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