My prayers will soon be answered! Glory be!

Hah! An AK-15, huh? What a damn joke. Shows what little you know about quality rifles. My double-barrel fully-semi-automatic triple-magnum AR-47 will put your puny AK-15 to shame any day of the week. And THAT is even without me having to use my quantum-calibrated ultra-red thermal-cooled hyper-magnification purple-dot night-vision scope… with laser tracking. If you want, though, I’ll see if I can get you one with my prayer request.