Aw, c’mon, Shelly. You know, SIN! For example, like two daughters getting their father drunk so they can have sex with him and get pregnant… 
… Oh, wait. God is okay with that. Ah! Here’s one… Cutting open the bellies of pregnant women and bashing the unborn babies against the rocks…
… Well, dang. God actually wants you to be happy while doing that… Hmmm… Hold on. There must be a good example here somewhere. Uhhhh… Okay, here we go. How about masturbation? Yeah! There you go! God hates it when we masturbate. Straight to the Lake of Fire for THAT abominable sin!
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