Being a wanker is a terrible thing, unless you have the power not to be one. A pair of breasts and and a cuddly cunny are are a marvelous thing, some of us just need to enjoy the photographs. But if you are gay, how dare you. God will never forgive that, unless you don’t get caught. Always remember, masturbations is a terrible sin, but it is never as bad as as not acknowledging that breasts and a vagina equal stupidity. Watch out for those nasty female bits.