Speaking of “Things” A 7up salesman was treckking throught the Amazon forests when he was beset upon by a tribe of “cunning runts” (A reference to another joke that I will not tell.) This tribe of pigmy’s grabbed the 7up salesman and all his bottles of 7up. They took him back to their camp. They poured the 7up into a huge caldron, started a fien under it and then they began to lower the 7up salesman into the bubbling fizzy drink. They lowered and lowered. The 7up in the cladron got hotter and hotter. They lowered some more. In fact, they lowered every part of that salesman into the boiling caldron of 7up except for his thing. There he was, just bubbleing away and only his thing remaind above the hot boiling liquid. And the cooked him. All of him. Well, all of him, except for his thing. You know whay?
Things go better with Coke.