He’s not kidding. I’ve seen him sleepwalking down by the docks. The sailors line up outside the ally-way, $5 bills in their hands, bulges in their pants. Metal banging against the brick wall echoing across the bay.
Uh, yeah…what’s the expression? Monkey see monkey do? Or, wait, how about, do as I say not as I do? Close, but that’s not it either… OH, I HAVE IT “If the rolling pin fits, wear it”
Yeah…how’s that fit?
Ahh, a direct quote from the holy book of pins. Not many have a copy.
A rolling pin in the butt is worth three in the hand.
Rolling pins gather no moss.
Kill two Skriten with one rolling pin.
Go back to the marble slab.
It’s not rolling pin science.
Hit the pins.
Make a long pin short.
No pin no gain.
Feeling under the pins
Your pin is as good as mine
Rolling up the wrong tree
Your are comparing rolling pins to oranges.