Justice Thomas is a C.H.U.D.!

It is with a heavy heart and without any of the fanfare usually associated with my profound proclamations, that I must declare, in no uncertain terms and with a complete avoidance of ambiguity, that which could not be misinterpreted or misunderstood to be any resemblance to obfuscation of the known or unknown facts, Yes, yes and yes…

Well, grasshopper…you would be WRONG then.