Apparently I’m not paying attention, or thinking intelligently, I was bound to be found out eventually. I’ll get me coat…
It did feel like I was losing my mind, halfway through one of those posts, to be honest.
Hang on, let me get a pencil to write these down…
I will try this moving forward, but it could be a problem as I am (literally) a soulless heathen?
That is a relief, no wait, is that claim true? Or damnit all to Hell…no banana peel thanks, I have to go scrub my brain clean again… 
