Is there finally an argument for the existence of God?

[Sheldon]

@Cognostic

He is fat, lives in the North Pole, and likes to wear red. He raises reindeer. He hires elves to make toys in his workshop. He has magical powers and can fly through the night in a magical sled. He can slide down chimneys. He keeps a magical list of who is naughty and who is nice. He rewards nice little boys and girls by putting candy in their socks and gifts under a tree.

Blimey, you think you know someone…what’s a name eh…