I'm an atheist, but I'm looking for God. Who am I?

Check? In the mail? That’s only for old fart luddites. Heck, even missionaries riding on arthritic donkeys travel faster than that. If you want world domination in the modern age, you cannot use such outdated and obsolete technology. Now please use modern man-made technology enabled by science and the scientific method. Rant over. Thank you for listening.

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