Don’t give me that lame bullshit excuse! When I walked in with the barrel, YOU were the one screaming at everybody, “TIN IS HERE WITH THE EGGNOG!” And it was not a damn Jacuzzi until you got in there and started “motor-boating.” Besides, how many Jacuzzis have you ever seen where the water was green with orange streaks? Geeez… Always a bullshit excuse with you. 
As for the other events you described, I have to admit I wish I had remembered to bring my camera.