Ahem!.. It would seem that ozium affects memory, too. I joined in December of 2017. So it has had over four years to work its magic. Furthermore, as I recall, nobody else at that party ever got so much as a sip of that batch of eggnog. Because the moment I took the lid off the barrel, your skanky bald ass swung down from the ceiling fan and dove right into the middle of it, came up, floated on your back with bubbles coming out of your ass, and started yelling, “Look, everybody! I’m a motor boat!” And even IF anybody had wanted a glass of it by then, they would not have had a chance. Because after making two laps around the barrel propelled by your almost endless fart, you ducked your head back under, at which time the nog level started decreasing at an astounding rate. And within two minutes, the barrel was completely empty, with you lying on the bottom of it looking like a bloated furry tick. In all fairness, though, it is no surprise you don’t remember that. Basically, though, you got the entire dose of ozium all to yourself. And since you brought it up, that certainly does explain much of your behavior over the last two or three years… 
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