I’m pretty sure the end of the world comes about from the Tin Man effect and the ball has already started rolling. It was during a Christmas Eve party in 2020. Tin had just joined the site and since no one knew him; and since he was offering eggnog absolutely free, everyone showed up at his Christmas party to have a glass.
Well as it happened, during the eggnog-making process, Tin inadvertently sneezed into the mixture. Now, as disgusting as this was, oil dripping from his nose and molecules of crusted boogie spraying into the air, it would not have set the world on the path of destruction was it not for a single, self-replicating, molecule of ozium, which Tin had picked up on some sex tourism tryst to the island of Oz. Somewhere off the coast of Singapore.
Had Tin not sneezed, that molecule would have simply sat dormant in his empty brain for thousands of years. It would have eventually fossilized and become as dormant and useless as Tin Man himself. But this was not the way things worked out.
That single molecule of ozium found its way into the eggnog and began interacting with the proteins in the eggs and milk. There was enough protein in the mixture that the ozium was able to self-replicate well over a google, thus insuring, that each and every person at the party would be infected by ozium before the night was over.
The side effects of ozium, besides vivid hallucinations, elevated sex drive, delusions, disorganized thinking, feelings of grandeur or persecution, mania, depression, and an overbearing urge to place foreign objects into body orifices along with disbelief in Universe Creating Pixies the all-powerful creators of the universe and the only beings outside of time and space who has the cure.
In addition to the symptoms, ozium also has the unique characteristic of being able to bond to human protein cells and alter our DNA. Most recently, Chromodomain-helicase-DNA-binding protein 2 has fused, leading scientists to believe that human beings have evolved from apes. The truth of the matter is that human beings, once creatures of God, are now de-evolving, and ozium is soley responsible.
The human race is doomed. It is not so much that the world is going to end, but rather, we are all going to de-evolve to a point, where if the world does end, it really won’t matter. Our daily existence will be thoughts of pineapples, bananas, and shoving things into our orifices. When the world finally ends, no one will have the brains to notice.