Update: Captain Cat has returned, a slight singe to his tail and a chip out of one ear. I did not enquire about the strips of flesh hanging from his front and rear claws but he looks well fed and happy.
Oh, he just said " That Cog is a buffoon" I sad, “no he’s a chimp”…CC just hissed and walked off. I dunno, did I say something?
Update Update: The small man in the MAGA hat just returned. He seems to be missing a couple of fingers. Anyhoo, he asked when you were returning to live in the US, Cog, and left me a recruiting poster for the “Acquaintances of Liberty” featuring a free anti tank “hunting” weapon with 5 rounds when you sign up and a subscription to the monthly “Slaughtering Native Wildlife for Fun an Profit” magazine. He said you had filled in a coupon…
Oh I almost forgot: a sealed copy of “Shaved Bison and Plucked Duck for the Delectation of Gentlemen” just arrived with your name on it but Tin Man grabbed it and went off to his workbench area. The postie had to use tongs to deliver as UPS had refused to carry such “disgusting material”. Got very upset when I asked how she knew it was disgusting when it was in a double sealed packet with gum along the edge. She said she was a Southern Baptist and “they knew this things”. Ok seems legit.