I’m afraid that is a bad rumor, Ratty. Honestly, do you really think Cog would give away a banana? About the closest he ever comes to doing that is after they’ve been through his digestive system and he flings his poo. Otherwise, good luck ever getting a banana from that demented primate.
I have to used my mouth. My ass is busy.
As a non-schizophrenic I don’t trust the fucking world I live in. All these fucking people running aournd believing they understand shit because they just happen to think of it the same way. The schizoids and the aliens among us may have a better grip in reality. What if Sheldon is a bot and Tin Man isn’t the Transexual he pretends to be? What then? How far down the rat hole does this thing go? We are all just brains in vats in the electric universe anyway. A paranoid delusion is as good a delusion as any other delusion once you identify it. At least you know you have it. Think of all the people out there living in delusion who are completely unaware,.
When you can’t function with objects within your reach, it is always best to pretend you are better at dealing with objects outside your reach. I would do the same thing if I wasn’t so fucking good at dealing with objects inside my reach. You wanna see me juggle these words… swords I mean swords.
OH! FUCK! THERE IS A PROPER WAY TO TRANSITION FROM ADOLESCENTS INTO ADULTHOOD??? FUUUUCK YOU AAAALLLLL! Why in the hell didn’t anyone tell me about this before? FUCK YOU Sheldon! You’re supposed to be the big brains around this outfit., You didn’t think it was important to tell the poor monkey boy that there was a proper fucking way to transition into adulthood? You are at the top of my shit list and right below you is David, Boomer, Old Man, White, and the rese of you assholes who sat around and watched me act like and ass and never make the proper transition. Hey… But now that I know there is a 'PROPER" way to do it… Shhhhh. Lets not tell Tin Man.
Is there another way to do it? I ain’t touching my ass for real. I don’t know what the fucks been back there.
4 CATEGORIES OF PEOPLE - I fucking love it. The fucking schizophrenic has grouped 7.8 billion people on this planet into 4 fucking categories. No wonder you are fucking schizophrenic. Everyone knows there is only 1 fucking category of people on this planet. “People.” And each and every one of them is making sense of the world around them the best way they know how.
MYTH # 1: "There is a way to experience this world in a “non-fucked up way.”
MYTH #2: “Someone can have a belief in God and that is not fucked up.”
(Clearly you know nothing about Einstein or Newton.) Einstein’s “God Letter” last sold for 3 million dollars and he wrote it specifically clarifying claims made by idiots like you. Newton was a Diest who envoked the God thing “as a special physical cause to keep the planets in orbits.” All you have done here is show your ignorance.
MYTH #3: People have fucked up experiences. WRONG BANANA BREATH. The experiences are completely human. Talking in tongues, hearing voices, a sense of awe. OBE, elation, NDE, it’s all brain states and it’s all human. We have always had these experiences. Entire cultures have been based on them. It’s not the experience. It’s the idiotic interpretation of the expericne. It’s hearing the wind and imagining the spirit of the lord, the hand of death, the breath of an ancestor, or the warning of a demon,. or some omen from beyond. GROW THE FUCK UP.
MYTH #4: “Fucked up experiences” There are no fucked up experiences in the external world. There is the external world and then there is your interpretation of the external world. When things happen that you don’t like, you call it “Fucked up.” When enough people agree with you, you call it “A justified belief.” It’s still just the external world and sometimes we have control over it and sometimes we don’t. Calling it “Fucked up”: does absolutely nothing. Making laws does not stop it. Making rules does not stop it. We have always made laws and rules. God’s don’t stop it, wars don’t stop it. Only you stop it… HERE AND NOW… and only for the next breath. And perhaps the breath after that. Can you risk a third? If you are not finding peace, it is because you don’t know how to look for it.
MYTH #5: You think your in some fucking category. If you had any fucking clue about yourself you would not be posting this shit on an atheist site. How many soccer players knew they were cannibals before their plane went down? (Uruguayan Air Flight 571) What do you think you know about yourself?
You are one of the most confused puppies I have seen on this site.
Sorry, you just missed the big banana give away. But if you hang around a bit longer I gan give you someting that looks like a banana. Your so confused you won’t know the difference. \
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…(licking the window at the back of the short bus)… Hey, everybody, the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!.. Wait… What do you not want to tell me?
Speaking of which, when the hell are you gonna finally return my Stilettos and corset you borrowed over a year ago? You said you had to use them for work only a couple of days before you make enough money to buy your own.
Rough categories. I know you like it rough. 