Ok, I didn’t really want to have to explain this in all of it’s repulsive detail, but since your mental lethargy brought on by a banana overdose seems to have rendered your cognitive functions impaired, here you go.
The “accepting Jesus Christ as your lord and savior” is like explosive diarrhea in that once you truly take that step, you purge your mind of rationality, reason, sensibleness, ratiocination, soundness, intellection, wisdom, and just plain old “common sense”, as explosive diarrhea purges your putrid bowels of the fetid feculence and sludge which presumably and presently occupies them.
Soooo, do I agree with you? Arguably on some level and by some obtuse definition, perhaps I do. However, that in no way obliviates the clear and obvious justification for a thorough and vigorous slapping.
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