Finally A Ray Of Hope

Ahhh yes, the ancient Chinese secret of “Epidermal Impact Therapy” EIP. It has been around for 6000 years and yet the west is only, just now, discovering the miraculous healing powers.

The relief of physiological symptoms has long been a quest of modern medicine here in the west. It is a basic human need; since unwanted psychological symptoms are a pain in the ass. It’s lucky for us that the Chinese discovered long ago, 'unique, and complex cognitive processes that can be influenced by epidermal impacts. Since 1995, the American Psychological Society has declared that the symptom relief associated with IEP, is demonstrable in one scientific study after another. This new way of dealing with the mentally challenged is timely, correct, and leads to instant relief, faster recovery, and increased satisfaction in surviving patients. Conversely, the persistence of psychological symptoms due to inappropriate or improper administration of relieving methods, leads to personal, 'Further training is needed for health care professionals. Numerous techniques have emerged in the popular treatments of these serious disorders. For brevity, we will not go into them all, but you can recognize them by their names. (The Smack Down, Clot the Bastard, Whack it, Whack it Hard, The Wollop, The Chuu-Thump-Thwack method) and these are just a few of the more popular modalities.

. There are major controversies concerning the appropriate application of treatments, particularly about their administration. There is no doubt, whatsoever, as to their effectiveness. Over the past decade, EIP has received considerable attention around the world and is currently considered the preferred treatment method. Although IEP was introduced in China 6000 years ago, and was used by the upper classes, the common folk knew nothing about it. That was until the Chinese Scientific Society of IEP was established in 2009. This led to further developing this natural and less complicated treatment. Which of course eventually spread into the practice of Western medicine and psychological treatments. IEP is approved and recommended by the World Health Organization as a main method of symptomatic psychological relief. Welcoming IEP into the world of health service’s treatments has led to a global change in the alleviation of psychological treatments.

On the other hand, studies conducted around the world reveal an increasing inclination of people toward creatively attempting to alter those 6000-year-old, tested techniques. The WHO has stated "There is a right way and a wrong way to administer EIP. Any healthcare professional intending to include such techniques in their tool box of interventions should take the time to learn the technique proper. It is every health care provider’s responsibility to act within the public interest. It is the provider’s responsibility to educate themselves prior to attempting any psychological symptom relief technique. With this in mind, the following video has been provided by the WHO to health care professionals around the world.

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