Heh, a part of my angioplasty account is relevant here.
I was waiting for the pre-operation angiogram, when I overheard a conversation in a nearby cubicle …
“What do you do for a living?”
“I’m a psychic reader”.
My VERY FIRST thought at the end of that reply was “I bet you didn’t foresee this coming, did you chum?” 
I’ve been meaning to keep an eye out and see if he ever shows up on any celebrity circuit. Only this will be a fun bomb to drop before the audience …