Sounds like you guys are having more fun with this than I did.
I just noted the subject and forwarded for you to have fun with.
I am a very boring person. I spend most of my time sitting next to my desk quietly doing my calculations. If I want to talk to someone, I am nearly always right next to a landline - WHERE I CAN ACTUALLY HEAR WHAT THE PERSON IS SAYING and have the resources to actually respond to the question.