In Auckland, New Zealand, a nest of evangelist morons has triggered its very own COVID cluster by holding meetings in the midst of a lockdown. They were COVID deniers, but I think they’re true believers now.
But here in Queensland I just received a handwritten letter from someone called Kylee at our local Jehovah’s Witless lair apologizing that they won’t be able to door-knock for a while due to the pandemic. So I guess the lord giveth and the lord taketh away.
Kylee’s handwriting is appalling. She’s included a bible quote which appears to say “Do not be a frog for I cum with you.”