Whoa-whoa-whoa! Hold up a sec. Help me out a bit here, please. CHRISTIANS getting banned from a Christian site? How the hell does THAT happen? You push them until they go on a rant, but so what? How bad could it possibly be???
“Okay! That’s IT! Gloves are coming off now, you filthy Fragglerocker! Gosh-dangit, you’ve hit a fudging NERVE with your remarks about God being a homicidal maniac! Oh my GAH! How DARE you say such a thing, you mean ol’ donkey hiney! Go eat moldy cat poo-poo and die and go to Aich Ee Double-hockey-sticks! If you were here right now I’d put your floppy ding-dong noodle in a paper shredder and then feed it to you like spaghetti! And I don’t give a flying fiddlestick who sees this because I am DEFENDING THE LORD against your tub of blasphemous horsie pee-pee.”
Honestly, if somebody dressed me down like that, I would give them a standing ovation and ask for an encore! (After I recovered from a severe laughing fit, of course.)