I was thinking that the orange jesus, so many wingnut Qanon christians believe was sent by god is so narcissistic that he wouldn’t risk his own life. It gave me a momentary feeling of relief and well-being until I realized that the orange jesus is as dumb as a sack of nails. All it would take is one equally batshit crazy true believer to whisper, “Mr President you’ll be perfectly safe and when you emerge from your bomb shelter all your enemies will be gone and you’ll have the WH secretary pool and your very own Macdonald’s all to yourself”. I think he would go for it.
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