Here is my take on it, why the fuck does anyone give this many shits about sports?
I say remove all restrictions on sports players, pump them up on all the roids they can get. I want genetically mutated muscle bound cyborgs smashing baseballs into the stratosphere. I want to have to invent new alloys of composites to withstand the impact of two half mechanized rippling behemoths wail into each other on the grid iron. To the point where a missed pass cuts a perfect circular hole into the chest cavity of a 400 lb blob of a fan covered in face paint.
That’s when I will care about anything sports related.