Sounds like a very sweet woman. You are really lucky. Imagine if those machetes were rolling pins. Little gifts that keep on giving, year after year, after year, after year. Oh, what I would give to have one good slice from a machete. Just one quick and easy slice and then peaceful oblivion. The closest I ever got to that was the 3 months I pretended to be in a coma. I begged the doctors not to reveal my malingering, but the insurance had run out, and they needed the bed for some idiot with a screw loose who had lost all his oil. Oh, I dream of the peace machetes could bring!
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