…as a hood ornament.
Bus looking a little bland,? Nobody paying attention to your dope bus? Get the all new shiny “ray bolger look-alike authentic, all organic real tinman head”. You will be the envie of your root…buy now and get an extra shiny funnel, for that super bling look.
@dogalmighty Re: Hood ornament
Hey, don’t knock it. Being a hood ornament isn’t really such a bad gig. Actually kinda fun at times. Just DON’T smile! Especially when cruising down the road in most Southern states. Picking bugs out of your teeth is NO FUN. 
@dogalmighty Re: Sales pitch
Damn… Wish you could have been my agent back then. Wow! We could be RICH by now… (wistful look)…
So henceforth we can immediately poll everyone asking a drive by theist troll is a drive by theist troll.
This is going to be something of a time saver.
Edit: reason - unpredictive text on smart phone, and shoddy proof reading…
Uhhhh 
YOU can’t physically “pull” us
One reason I seldom post on my phone is predictive text, and spell checker, often leave me with egg on my chops…
Now I’m really confused! 
What does spellcheck have to do with your diet? 
Jesus fuckin’Christ- where are the theists! I’m turning on my tribe 
Careful what you wish for… 